So there I was...
...in the ladies room at the mall...I anxiously sit down, as I *had* to go pee. Just as I was letting a sigh of relief, the automatic toilet starts flushing...wait a minute... I'm not done yet!! Ewww gross! Rude Awakening! Toilet water and my own pee are splashing up on me! Help! Oh my God! This is disgusting! All I wanted to do is pee! For the Love of God!!
Thankfully I had Preston's baby wipes to help salvage my disasterous peeing experience. Why in God's name did this freank'n toilet play this cruel joke on me? I was waiting for some reality tv crew to jump out and taunt me. Thankfully that didn't happen.
So, my new #1 pet peeve is: pycho automatic toilets flushing midstream....grrrrrr.....
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