And I'm the Kung Foo Typer

HOLY CRAP!

So Josh calls me at 4:35 pm today from school telling me how he forgot to write a paper that was due at 5:15 pm. Ummmm why didn't you do it sooner? His response? Well I was out busy diddling around with you all day! Ummm is this supposed to be my fault? Apparently so.
For the second time in this semester, I was forced to write a paper in less than 45 minutes on a subject I wasn't studying. Great. Good thing I can B.S pretty darn good.
So I put on Baby Einstein for Preston and started sweating bullets. I have about 10 minutes to research what this paper is supposed to be about, 30 minutes to write and 4 1/2 minutes to edit and 1/2 minute to send via email.
Crap.
So my fingers flew on this keyboard and away I went in the world of "Media Trends." I had to recap this article on 'The 8 Myths of Video Games and Violence.' Sweet. Recapping something is easy.
On the stroke of 5:14 pm, I sent this paper on it's way to an "A."

Woooooweeeee! Josh owes me big time. A massage sounds good right about... NOW!